RIOT! 2K7


The scene opens on Spaz sits in his car which is also his office shuffling around papers that seem to be contracts. To the front of the car Magna and Bazza enter quietly and blare the horn causing The Misfit to toss his papers all over the back seat. Spaz exits the vehicle and lights a smoke and blows it in their faces. ::Spaz:: What the hell do you two want? ::Magna:: Who is this Casper guy that you some how managed to sign into this match? ::Bazza:: How in the hell are we supposed to prepare for a triple threat Trash match when we have no idea how the guy looks in the ring? ::Spaz:: Looks? I knew you liked men. ::Bazza:: what the hell? I am not THAT guy Mr. Misfit. ::Spaz:: Magna will tell me differently. ::Magna:: Sir I am not gay either. ::Spaz:: Then which one is the homo? ::Bazza and Magna:: Ryan Seacrest. ::Spaz:: I had my feelings about that guy and it all pointed to him being a flaming homosapien... But you guys want to know how you can prepare for this match? How about the two of you go down to the ring and I will introduce you to my brother who should be arriving shortly. The two combatants turn to walk away in a state of confusion. When Spaz calls to them again. ::Spaz:: Put your wrestling gear on. Bazza and Magna walk away and head to their locker rooms. ================================================= EWA In Association with D.o.M./2K8 presents: -->RIOT! 2K7<-- ---02.12.2K7--- -LIVE from: The Pepsi Center, Denver, CO- ____________________________________________________________________ (The sceen goes black as Tech N9ne's 'Riot Maker' begins to play... flashes of city images are shown between black screens. Slipped in are shots of Riots throughout various countries, and the Stars of EWA performing in the ring, and out. Stars such as Kaige, Morrigan, Vic Powers, Die Hard, Shane Hunt, James Caine, Madison Divera, Mad Dog, Vayne, Jon Tees, Spaz, Alex Caine, and Vigilante. The song continues as the camera enters the arena and speeds through the backsttage halls and out through the curtain and zooms around the crowd getting a great aerial shot of the 62,000+ fans packed into the Pepsi center, in Denver Colorado.) ::Peter:: Hello everyone and welcome to The highly anticipated RIOT! live from The Pepsi Center in Denver Colorade... I am here with Brian 'I am reall a closet homo' Zenn and the other guy that wishes he was me. ::Zenn:: One I am not gay. Just because some Knockout girl started that rumor doesn't mean it's true. ::Jim:: Would you two stop it already, this is a family broadcast and you are talking about sexual shit. Grow up... What do you too make of what has just transpired in the back between Bazza, Magna, and our president Spaz? ::Peter:: It is so obvious that Spaz is full of shit. I know from a reliable source that Casper and Spaz are one and the same. ::Zenn:: I know from the same reliable source that you are full of shit... Spaz has a point to prove to these two and if it takes calling his big brother Casper to the ring I can pretty much say that Magna and Bazza are in for a shit load of trouble. (Bazza and Magna both make their way down to the ring without their entrance music. Both men still look confused as they enter the ring and stand in the center awaiting the arrival of "The Master of Evil" Casper. But instead they get...) ::PA System:: I'm living on shattered faith The kind that likes to restrict your breath Never been a better time than this Suffocate on eternal bliss (The Misfit walks from behind the screen which shows him in action against Anton, Daulity, Electric Guitar and A-K. An explosion erupts as he tilts his head down to light his smoke and when he raises it back up the smoke is lit and another explosion hits.) ::PA System:: All my friends are murder All my bones no marrows in All these fiends want teenage meat All my friends are murderers Away.... ::Zenn:: There he is... The President of EWA Spaz. ::Peter:: That guy still gives me the creeps. (Back to the stage Spaz begins to pace back and forth. He raises a mic to his face and looks at the crowd sadistically.) ::Spaz:: HEEEELLLLLLOOOO EARRRRTTTTHHHH!!!... It has been brought to my attention that tonight both Bazza and Magna have no idea who in the hell their facing tonight. So just to have you too get those dumb ass looks off your faces here is the the other participants of the Rookie Open Trash Match...As per my vote....My brother.... CASPER BLUD. (The arena goes dark and the uneasy sounds of Kurt Cobain wailing on his guitar brings a mysterious man rising up from under the stage. Casper wears a hoody concealing his face and when he reaches up and takes it off the lights return along with an aisle of fire. Casper slowly makes his way down to the ring and looks at both man and grins seeing that the odds are staked against him off the get go. Bazza rushes at Casper and attempts a clothesline, he gets blocked and Casper kicks him in the gut and throws Bazza outside of the ring. Magna tries to run at the Satanic man and is met with a boot that sends him to the ringside area.) ::Zenn:: I have never seen Casper this focused he is determined to show these two just who they are dealing with. Come to think of it... I've never seen Casper Blud Period... ::Peter:: This guy is all hype. ::Spaz:: Whoa brother... let's not jump the gun..... Sadly.... There's one been one more person squeezed into this already brutal match... and his name, per the vote of Alexander Caine... being accompanied by Zodiac and some dog.... DEMON... (Demon walks from the back with Zodiac and Diablo behind him. As he goes to the ring he makes sure that none of the fans touch him. He jumps to the apron and slides into the ring. Zodiac hands demon the leash the controls Diablo. Demon allows the wolf to come to his front and sit. Pyro explodes from the ring post and Demon and Diablo both howl. Demon hands the leash back to Zodiac. Demon drops to his knees and Casper Kicks him in the side of the head.) [DING!DING!DING!] (Casper slides out of the ring after kicking over Demon and grabs a chair. Taking the chair he swings it wildly catching Magna off gaurd and busting him open early. Bazza now has a chair of his own and nails Casper in the back with it, Casper falls to the ground with a look of pain on his face. Bazza goes for the cover and the Ref gets in place for the count... 1... kick out. Casper kicks out with such fierce that Bazza goes flying into the ring post; Casper gets to his feet and goes under the ring pulling out two tables, he slides them into the ring and begins to stalk Magna who is know trying to crawl away from ringside When Demon flies off the top rope and catches Magna with a cross body block from the top rope that crashes into Casper. He caught him just as he stood up and started to run.) ::Jim:: Magna was trying the right thing and that is getting the hell out of dodge. ::Peter:: Look at him he is terrified of that man Casper and he is doing everything in his power to stay the hell away from that man, but while he tried that Demon came from nowhere and crashed into him with that massive frame... ::Zenn:: That's gotta feel like getting hit by an avalanche. (Demon regains himself first and grabs Magna while Casper recovers. Demon drags Magna over to the ring steps. Demon proceeds to smash Magna's head into the steps three times. Afterwards he tosses his now unconsious foe into the ring with a table. Meanwhile Casper walks over to Bazza who is still lying motionless on the ground after the violent kick out and does the same thing that Magna was treated to by Demon. Ring steps then back into the ring. Casper then goes to the other side of the ring and grabs a twenty foot ladder and throws that into the ring as well as Demon grabs a ladder from the opposite side..) ::Zenn:: Look at them! like kids in a candy shop and Bazza and Magna are high quality wonka bars! ::Peter:: Brian I don't think Bazza and Magna are going to come too any time soon, and IF they do they won't be awake long . (Casper Grabs a table and sets it up, then Demon places a second table atop it. Casper graabs Bazza and sets him atop the bottom table, then begins setting up his ladder. He turns to find Demon placing Magna atop the top table. Demon and Casper see each other, and begin to ignore the other two. Casper aproaches Demon, and Casper strikes quick and hard with a DDT, that he holds and rolls into a small shoulder powerbomb. Casper then turns and begins climbing the ladder he set up. Demon sits up and shakes some blood from his face, and sets up the second ladder as Casper reaches the top.) ::Zenn:: Oh My god. Casper has to be twenty feet in the air and that isn't good if your Magna and Bazza. ::Peter:: Again... I think they're dead. ::Coors:: What the hell is Demon doing? (Casper Stands and is poised to execute a hangman's noose onto Magna, but Demon times everything perfectly and just as Casper comes around he finds himself in a three quarter neckbreaker onto Magna and Bazza. All four men come crashing through wooden wreckage. Bazza being impaled by a piece of debris.) ::Jim:: Casper and Demon have just commited suicide, and homocide at the same time! ::Zenn:: Never in my career have I ever seen anything that outrageous. ::Peter:: You heard his promo. He is going to take these to men out and that is final and I can tell you right now that Casper is going to take the win in this match. (Casper slowly rises from the shards of broken table and pins Bazza who looks as if he stopped breathing. The ref looks down and makes the count for Casper as well as Demon who has inadvertantly landed on Magna in a pinning situation.... 1... 2... 3.) [DING!DING!DING!] ::Laura Layne:: Here are your winners, and NEW....NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS TO THE TAG TEAM TITLES!!! CASPER, and DEMON! (The ref runs to the aisle and screams for the EMt's while Casper and Demon regain themselves and look at each other unsure of what to say or do...) ::Piper:: What? New #1 contenders to the tag team titles?? How the hell? ::Coors:: When was that stipulation added? ============================================================= [New Years Eve Knockout Plug] ============================================================= ============================================================= [EWA presents] [..~Benediction~..] [Coming January 2k8] [plug] ============================================================= (We return from the brief advertising break and the wreckage has been cleared... The tag team matchc is up next and the competitors are in the ring.) [DING!DING!DING!] (Die Hard and Mad Dog to start things off, sizing each other up. The lock up in the center of the ring, and Die Hard applies a hammerlock. Mad Dog slaps his arm and counters with a hammerlock of his own. Mad Dog shoves Die Hard to the ropes. Die Hard rebounds as Mad Dog drops to the mat, DH jumps his body and bounces off the other side. Hard returns and Mad Dog flips him over his head with a back body drop.) ::Zenn:: Mad Dog is on tonight. (Mad Dog picks up Die Hard and applies an armlock, dragging DH to his corner Dog Tags in Iceman who starts off, taking the armlock and adds two stiff kicks to Hard's ribs. Iceman then backs up to the corner and stands on the turnbuckle. He steps out across the top rope before leaping off and bringing a stiff lariat to the back of Die Hard, drilling him to the mat.) ::Coors:: Mr. Hard is looking like Mr. Easy tonight. (Iceman picks up Die Hard and slams him to the mat. He turns and tags Dog who climbs to the top. Iceman stands Hard and holds him as Mad Dog comes off the top with a double axe handle.) ::Zenn:: This is all dog house... The are working like a Diesel on all cylinders tonight. (Mad Dog stalks over Die Hard for a moment before dropping into a sleeper hold submission. Referee Menza checks for the tap, Die Hard shakes his head. Stilletti dashes across the ring and dropkicks Mad Dog off of Die Hard. Menza turns his back and begins to push Stilletti back to his corner as Iceman stomps away on Die Hard.) ::Piper:: Blatant display of...well something bad there by the champs. ::Coors:: Teamwork? ::Zenn:: A dirty tactic indeed, but a useful strategy. (Iceman is back on the apron by the time Menza gets Stilletti back to his corner. Mad Dog is up and has Die Hard in a front facelock on his feet. Die Hard from nowhere rams Mad Dog into the corner, once, twice, three, four, five times before the Rabid Gremlin releases his hold and staggers forth Die Hard nearly knocks him out of his boots with a hard forearm. Hard then turns and nails Chainz with a stiff right knocking him to the floor. Chainz is up quickly and slides in as Mad Dog stands and Die Hard tackles him to the center of the ring and begins to unleash a flurry of lefts and rights.) ::Piper:: Suddenly the tables have turned! (Iceman puts a boot to Die Hard's temple before Menza begins forcing him back to his corner. Mad Dog uses the kick to roll his weight and mount Die Hard, unleashing his own lefts and rights. Stilletti uses the distraction of Sean to interfere and drop kick Mad Dog off Die Hard a second time. Stilletti then grabs Die Hard and drags him into their corner as Iceman begins yelling at the Menza.) ::Coors:: Now there's some ring prescence from the Alpha male. (Iceman finally gets out, and Menza turns. Stilletti tags Die Hard's fallen body, and enters knocking Mad Dog to the ring twice with lefts. Iceman uns in and gets dropped with a right. Stilletti turns and drops Mad Dog with a left, then turns and drops Ice man with a right. the Champions are back up together and Stilletti alternates hitting both men. Die Hard is on a knee, watching when Iceman finally manages to get a counter shot in on The Aplha Male. Mad Dog begins hammering Stilletti back towards Die Hard, and it appears Joey is about to trip over Die Hard, as Iceman again fights with Billy Dee Menza.) ::Zenn:: Not a smart idea for the Dog House... (Die hard suddenly slams his fist between Stilletti's legs and the Alpha Male grabs his groin, staggers foreward and into a fireman carry postion on Mad Dog's Shoulders. Mad Dog tosses him over his head and knees Stilletti in the jaw viciously, knocking him towards the center of the ring. Mad Dog covers as Menza slides in for the count.) ::Piper:: What the hell did DH do that for? ::Coors:: I have no idea! ::Zenn:: The Dog House got to him! (1......2....3!) [DING!DING!DING!] ::Laura Layne:: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS... and STILL...TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONS.....The Dog House, IceMan Chainz, and Mad Dog! (Mad Dog and Iceman begin to leave the ring as Die Hard stares down at Stilletti who has one hand on his nuts and one on his chin. Die Hard looks to the crowd a moment before the arena darkens to a dark pitch blackness.) ::Coors:: What's going on here guys? ::PA System:: I see a red door and I want to paint it black... (The crowd amongst the arena too scared to make a noise... too bewildered. The darkness slowly turns a shade of red mist as Madison comes out. EGW Extreme World Title strapped firmly around her lucious hips, and the EWA Iron Man Championship over her shoulder) ::Laura Layne:: Introducing to the ring... weighing in at 184lbs.. she is from Damanhur, Egypt.. she is MADDDISOONNN "THE WOMAN OF THE FUTURE" DIVERRAAA! (Her curly hair neatly pulled back in to a knot at the back of her head.. the bags under her eyes almost look like black pucks, and the make up around her eyes revealed the darkest shade of black.. almost like an evil racoon. Approaching her way down to the ring.. the audience still not brave enough to boo once. She slides in to the ring Tilts her head to the right and then to the left as it cracks... she takes the time to crack her knuckles as the song fades out and she looks at Die Hard, then to the fallen Stilletti.) ::Zenn:: This can't be good... ::Coors:: So can Caine and Divera actually go to the top of those scaffolds? I mean what the hell real impact do they have on the match? (Die Hard looks at Madison and smiles. Madison returns the smile with a nod and the two begin stomping on Stilletti, and proceed to stomp him right out of the ring. Die Hard grabs Madison's wrist and throws it up in the air and points to the Iron Man Championship.) ::Coors:: SECURITY!!! ::PA System:: OH! There goes my valentine again, I'm soaked in red for what she said, And now she's gone. (James Caine sprints from behind the curtain with his face painted white, to the fast paced guitar riffs of Bullet for my Valentine, and wastes no time Opening up stiff shots on Both Madison and Die Hard.) [DING!DING!DING!] ::Piper:: HELLO MAD MAN! (Madison drops to the mat as Die Hard staggers back and Caine Superkicks him over the top rope where he lands next to his former partner. Caine grabs Madison by her head and stands her up. He locks her under his arm then spins her around for a neckbreaker which he executes flawlessly. Caine is on his feet immediately, as Madison is a bit slower. Caine grabs Madison by the hair and launches her towards the entrance ramp, clear over the top rope.) ::Zenn:: Caine is fired and ready, and this capacity crowd is on it's feet for the self proclaimed twsited psycho. (Madison gets up and Caine launches himself over the tope rope with a cross body block that Madison narrowly avoids by dropping. Caine lands and rolls up to the ramp, getting up a bit slower. Madison already on her feet dropkicks Caine back up the ramp as he gets to his feet. Caine staggers as Madison stands and swings at Caine who blocks the shot and throws a right of his own. He begins launching shots at Madison, rights and lefts. Madison's back is against the apron when she ducks a swing. Caine turns and finds Madison's right foot impaled on his jaw.) ::Coors:: OOH That can't feel good. (Madison rolls Caine into the ring and moves aorund the side. She climbs to the apron and waits for him to stand. Caine gets up and doesn't look like he knows where he's at. He turns and Madison springboards off the top rope and dropkicks Caine in the face splitting his jaw wide open. Madison recovers quickly as Caine holds his mouth in pain. Madison looks above to the Iron Man championship suspended above the ring, then to the twenty five foot ladder atop the huge scaffold next to the ring. She moves to make her ascent.) ::Piper:: She's going for the ladder! ::Zenn:: Yea but Caine has recovered. (Caine has recovered and is moving toward the scaffold as Madison reaches the top of the scaffold and unhooks the ladder. Caine is standing on the mat below, regaining himself as Madison leans the ladder against the scaffold. Caine checks to make sure the ladder is sturdy as Madison turns to climb down. Cain begins climbing up the ladder as Madison moves down the Scaffold. They are right next to each other when Caine grabs Madison and slams her head into the scaffolding until she loses her balance. Her forehead busted open as she starts to all but Caine catches her by the arm and drags her to the top of the scaffold again. Caine shifts his weight and tosses Madison atop the scaffoldingand starts to climb up himself when Madison gets up and is smiling at him from behind a face full of blood. Caine swings, but Madsion blocks it and plaaces a boot on his chest. She kicks him backwards but he holds on to the ladder which falls back into the scaffold across the ring. ) ::Zenn:: Holy Hell! ::Piper:: I think Caine is glad his nephew made the measurements for this match right about now. That ladder stretches five feet more than the ring... (Caine climbs to the top of the scaffold as Madison just stares somewhat amazed at his luck. Caine smiles and flips her the bird as he hauls the ladder up with him on the scaffold. Madsion shakes her head and turns to start climbing down the scaffold when the ladder comes across the ring and hits her in the back. She turns as James Caine uses the ladder to bridge the scaffolds outside the ring.) ::Coors:: I can't help but have a swelling feeling in my gut Alexander Caine wanted this to happen. ::Zenn:: You sure that's it or do you just have to shit? (Caine begins balance walking the ladder, eyeing the Iron Man championship as Madison turns and see this. She then steps out onto the ladder and is eyeing Caine. Caine sees her coming and quickens his pace. He reaches the center and begins to unhook the title when Madison Kicks him hard in the gut. Madison starts to tuck him for a powerbomb but Caine recoils and almost loses his balance, but then shifts and kicks Madison in the gut. He then tucks her between his legs and lifts her to his shoulders. He holds her there for only a moment before driving her down into the ladder which crumples and bends as it all falls twenty five feet below. A tangled mess of bodies and steel. Caine has landed atop Madison and both are bleeding and not moving.) ::Coors / Piper / Zenn:: HOLE / LEE / SHIT! CROWD: HOLY SHIT!!!! CROWD: HOLY SHIT!!!! CROWD: HOLY SHIT!!!! (Referee Terry Fritzpatrick moves to check on both of them, and nudges Caine. Caine begins to come to a bit.) ::Coors:: Hey....Guys.... (Caine lifts himself up and sees for himself.) ::Coors:: Where'd the belt go? ::Piper:: Huh? (The Iron Man championship is clutched in Madison's hands across her stomach as Caine falls backwards, his face blood red. Disappointment everywhere as Madison begins to come to. Fritzpatrick calls for the bell.) [DING!DING!DING!] ::Laura Layne:: Here is your winner, and STILL....IRON MAN CHAMPION....MADISOOOOOOOONNN DIIIIIIIIIVERAAAAAAAA!!!!! (Madison is up and shaking some cobwebs free. Her own face a bloddy mess as she see Caine heartbroken against the ropes. She taps him on the shoulder, and he raises his head. She drops the belt before him, and exits the ring, rubbing the back of her neck.) ::Piper:: What the hell is all that about? ::Zenn:: Guys...in all the years I've been a human... I've never seen anything like what I just saw... I mean I saw Jesse Williams get his hands stapled in OWF and fall hella far...but that.... Well to quote Alexander Caine from his thoughts on the Asylum Match at HalloWicked..... "THAT WAS FRIGGIN AWESOME!" ::Coors:: I'd have to agree Brian... one hundred percent there....that was....awesome... ============================================================= [Monday Night Knockout plug] ============================================================= ============================================================= [Now that we have you listening...] [EWA presents] [..~Benediction~..] [Coming January 2k8] [plug] ============================================================= ============================================================= [OWF plug] =============================================================